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More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm, #67877
All right, could you be succinct next time?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 1:17 am, #67861
Same thing
Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 1:04 am, #67860
I certainly have. Anything else?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:34 am, #67858
How about 'talking points'? Ever hear of that?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 10:14 pm, #67855
As someone who's merely produced about 25% of the posters that OTC, yes, I do, thank you for asking.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 6:55 pm, #67852
You don't get out much, do you?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 6:38 pm, #67851
Funny, because this is the first place I ever done seen such a term, and from decidedly conservative-leaning posters, too.
OTC - June 11, 2014, 2:51 pm, #67850
Yeah, on the democrats side
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 5:34 pm, #67846
Isn't the term "Democrat narrative" a real big a**umption?
OTC - June 10, 2014, 8:53 am, #67838
In that case, it IS an a/ssuption
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 2:51 am, #67836
It's not an as'sumption if it's correct.
OTC - June 10, 2014, 12:00 am, #67830
You mean your a/s/sumption
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 8:22 pm, #67829
Oh, that was just a wild guess, but thanks for confirming my suspicions.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:39 am, #67824
But you watch Fox and listen to Rush?
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 2:29 am, #67823
And what would that be exactly, because I don't watch MSNBC or CNN.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 12:25 am, #67822
More like what MSNBC, CNN, Feinstein , Schumer, tells us it is
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:51 pm, #67821
The Democratic Narrative being what exactly? What Fox News or Rush Limbaugh tells you it is?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm, #67820
Now what make you ask me such a question?
OTC - June 8, 2014, 7:38 pm, #67819
Nooo, those people were on mind altering drugs? Say it isn't so, that would destroy the democrat narrative
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 7:24 pm, #67818
Does that mean that you favor a ban on antidepressants?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 6:43 pm, #67817
You know, it's funny that it turns out the shooters were on antidepressants before they went on their little shooting spree, but you won't hear the mainstream media cover that sort of thing, lest that hurt their advertising revenue.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:40 pm, #67816
Columbine. Just some kids cleaning out a school of dirty Christian kids. Thank God there wasn't a good guy there with a gun. Some of those nad ty christian kids might have lived. Cannabal, luv ya', mate. But you see where this is going.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:34 pm, #67815
Because all angry looking illegals show their distsain for American border security by buying two grande carmel macchiatoes... WHAT?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:33 am, #67809
and the refusal to enforce laws passed by congress. Remember the separation of powers where legislation is supposed to be done by congress, not the president?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:31 am, #67808
I guess you kind of overlooked the executive orders and agency regulations, didn't you?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:13 am, #67807
No, Congress is the one responsible for thoroughly violating the Constitution, Obama is just kind of there, just as Bush was just kind of there.
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:10 am, #67806
Why would you need a gun when someone is hosing down the mall? Can't you see they're cleaning it? Sheesh.
ipaprime - June 7, 2014, 10:55 pm, #67804
Well if it is at home locked in a closet when someone decides to hose down the mall your in. You need it then, so how do you get it?
OTC - June 7, 2014, 9:51 pm, #67802
Not what I had in mind, but thanks for repeating the democrat narrative cannabal
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 8:26 pm, #67801
Good idea. Why don't we just scrap the whole constitution and let whoever is president make all the rules? Oh, yeah, obama is already doing that
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 7:20 pm, #67799
Oh, yeah, those evil, evil lunatics that are trying to take all the guns away, because Obama the malevolent socialist dictator said so. Maybe the rightwing nutjobs should stop pretending they're cowboys in the Wild, Wild West.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 6:13 pm, #67798
These days, people open carry because of the lunatics on the left
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:44 pm, #67797
These days, people are in the Navy because of Godsmack, not the Village People.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:40 pm, #67796
Must be a Village People fan, sorry
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:32 pm, #67795
Weakest comment ever.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:30 pm, #67794
Come on, this is just a ph**o of the Village People nowadays
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:24 pm, #67793
Wow, those are some powerfully stereotypical conservative comments, even coming from you two.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:31 pm, #67792
I thought open carry referred to the tequila that the illegal was holding in the star bucks cups. You can tell the navy guy is not part of the obama administration because he has his hands in his own pockets.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:36 pm, #67786
Speechless... but I betcha the fat old Navy guy with his hands in his pockets or the angry looking illegal holding two grande carmel macchiatoes wil mess with him


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More politifakes by crankyhead

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 5:58 pm, #45744

We've had a bit of that too....Scary highways. On the up side, I can't get to work tomorrow if the roads are closed.
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:36 pm, #45740
It rained here all day, and the lake is like soup, no fishing for me this weekend. Boo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2013, 3:31 pm, #45738

For ice fishing ?....I had a citation when I was a kid. It was slow but it never broke down. I think Bombardier made them...they also made planes. Hey!, anyone want to go ice fishing?
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:07 pm, #45732
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:23 am, #45666
Citation?
PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 7:40 am, #45171
No, they want to keep guns out of the hands of criminals and mental cases. So do most members of the NRA (although the NRA lobbyists seem to be ignoring their own membership).
ipaprime - December 25, 2012, 12:03 am, #45166
or democrats as all it appears they want to do is remove guns from the public
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 9:35 am, #45129
An interesting idea. But to make it work you'd have to give that test to every person who wants to buy a gun, since many people with mental problems go undetected or untreated. Try getting that one approved by the Republicans in Congress...
ipaprime - December 24, 2012, 7:47 am, #45122
you want to keep guns out of the hands of "crazy" people it is simple. require them to take an MMPI test to certify their stability. just like i did PRIOR to being able to take a course to become an armed security guard
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:14 pm, #45109
Well put some pillows down then, I've already said it a number of times JG.
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 9:12 pm, #45108
Which judge signed it, JG?
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:18 pm, #45101
Blame Street Media has a gag order on telling us about when law abiding citizens stop a crazy person from killing innocent people....
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:17 pm, #45100
first time I've seen a liberal change the argrument into including crazy people. I think I'll probably faint if I see him agree that its not about taking them out of the hands of sane people who can also protect us from the crazies.
foxrecon19d - December 23, 2012, 5:30 pm, #45087
*SNICKER* And if you are one of those that think that adding ONE MORE gun control law to the 20,000 that already exist, then you don't know what they say about people who keep doing the same thing and expecting different results
PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 4:06 pm, #45084
LMAO!


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More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am, #68037
Yeah, I read he wasn't a very nice guy.
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:18 am, #68036
When did I ever make such an outrageous insinuation?
Cannabal - June 16, 2014, 1:17 am, #68035
Don't mean "Green Crack," because that's a real brand.
OTC - June 15, 2014, 9:11 am, #67999
Crack pot?
steve1961 - June 15, 2014, 2:02 am, #67996
Are you implying that you are some kinda Marijoowanna-type reefer dude?
EmmaRoydes - June 15, 2014, 1:52 am, #67995
Pol pot?
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am, #67993
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:50 am, #67992
Accuse? Why the persecution complex? And what kind of pot are we talking here, because the pot I'm familiar with ain't black.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 11:17 pm, #67976
Accuses others of political bias. Get's offended when the glove fits... No one accused you of the "polical bias" that you accused others of, Cannabal. So why you mad, bro? Your pot is just as black as the kettle you are accusing of being black
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:22 pm, #67972
Now that wasn't so difficult, was it. The first step is to admit that you have a problem.
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 6:08 pm, #67971
So what's my political bias again? Wait, wait, don't tell me--it's "Liberal-Socialist- Marxist-Democrat-Feminazi," yes?
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:07 pm, #67966
"Your political bias?" d***, Pot. Isn't that Kettle awfully black
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:56 am, #67958
Your political bias makes you come off as a very humorless individual.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 12:15 am, #67943
Trying to figure this one out. Came to the conclusion this is a liberal Democrat female protecting her va-jay-jay against the Democrat invented Republican war on women, the only justifiable use of Duh 2nd Menment


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